Adrian Boyd
Defence

Football: A solid central defender with an eye for goal, headed goals anyway. Indeed at the time of writing, all his DSFC goals have come with his head.

A centre forward in a previous life so likes to wear the number 6 at the back to reflect how he has turned his life upside down. Footballing highlights include scoring a hat-trick at Craven Cottage on the last day the stadium was open, before being closed only for it to re-open. Admittedly the goals came in a 5-a-side tournament and were spread over 3 games but they were the only goals his team scored in the competition!

Recently appointed the prestigious role of kit man due to being the person living closest to the pub.

Prone to bouts of confusion on the pitch due to his occasional inability to call out the right name when calling to team mates. In an extreme case he was heard to be appealing for a blue throw when we all know Darkside play in white. He has an image of being one of the older members of the team which he doesn’t understand being only 25!

Hobbies: Running long distances slowly, cricket, watching football and DIY (not watching DIY).

Best chat up line: Hi, I am the kit man for Darkside FC. Ladies generally are unimpressed with the prestige of the role.

Best joke: What did one ghost say to the other?...Do you believe in people?