Alan Fletcher
Midfield/ Forward

Football: This exciting, young pretty boy seems to have the world at his feet, at the tender age of 21 he has already established himself as not only a great prospect for the future but an established first team player. His Speed strength and skill adds a new dimension to last seasons squad. He is sure to bring sucess to Darkside this season. Off of the pitch you couldn't hope to meet a nicer bloke,who does a lot of work with the youth in the community and for local charities.

Hobbies: Playing Football,Reading,Cycling, and listening to The Backstreet Boys.

Best chat up line: Do you want a F*ck? (Normally the answer is no), then I'd ask if they'd mind laying down whilst I had one.

Best joke: Jeremy Beadle has got a really tiny cock... but on the other hand it's quite big.