Andy Brady - Captain
Midfield/Forward

Football: There was a time when Andrew Nashville Brady was fit, quick, prolific in front of goal, pleasant to people, and did not have man breasts. Please call 07740 899803 if you can remember?

Hobbies: Take half a Guinness, a shot of Jamesons and a shot of Baileys. Pour the Baileys into the Jamesons and then pour this mixture straight into the Guinness and down it in one straight away.

Best chat up line: They never used to charge that much in my day love.

Best joke: David James in goal for England.