Anthony Wright
Defence

Football: The youngest member of the Darkside squad Anthony Wright made his debut at the back end of last season…… and tore his ankle ligaments not long after. After recovering from that, then appendicitis and a hamstring injury, he was able to get in a good pre-season and is now pushing for a starting place.

A left back by trade, Anthony spent a few seasons in the football wilderness before he was persuaded into joining the Darkside. Known for his pace and determination, Anthony is equally comfortable attacking as he is defending. Once described as Kingston’s answer to Roberto Carlos, Anthony hopes to improve on his 3rd place finish in the ‘most likely to be in a boy band’ award and maybe, with a bit more hair gel and few more bright coloured clothes, even win it. What better way to attract the ladies!!

Hobbies: Playing Football, Going out with my mates, watching films.

Best chat up line: Is your name gillette (wait for response) cause your the best a man can get!!!!!

Best joke: A jockey was riding a horse for the first time and the trainer told the jockey "If you want to win the race say 1 2 3 jump before every jump." The jockey thought the trainer was having a laugh, anyway the race began and the horse came galloping up to the first jump. CRASH!!!! He went straight through it. The same happened on the second and third jump, so for the forth and final jump the jockey went 1 2 3 jump and the horse flew over it but by this time the horse was well down and he finished last. After the race the jockey saw the trainer walking towards him he thought to himself shit I've got to think of a good excuse. So the trainer comes up to the jockey and says "Why didn't you do what Itold you to do?" The jockey repleyed "I did the horse must be deaf" to which the trainer shouted "He's not deaf he f*****g blind!!!"