Chet Patel
Midfield

Football: Chet Patel starts his second campaign for Darkside on the treatment table. The young striker from Walthamstow was unfortunate to be on the end of a x-rated challenge at the back end of last season. A broken leg and a lengthy time on the sidelines were the results, as well as a monkey moment for the now infamous use of his shin-pads as chewing gum storage.

In his time out from football, Chet has turned to his other talent …. modelling (no not a misprint). Chet has followed the likes of other footballing legends to grace the pages of promotional magazines, Ginola, Ljungberg and even Becks were all over looked for the Kingston University promotional flyers and leaflets in which Chet ‘the face’ Patel features. Darkside will hope to benefit from the player raising his profile and hope that his return to the Kingston & District league will be just as successful.

Hobbies: Movies, Games, Clubbing, and Cant remember the name of the game but 22 people kick a ball around in a hole sort of thing.

Best chat up line: If I pet you, would you follow me home?

Best joke: 2 snowmen in a field, one turns to the other and says, "Can you smell carrots?"