Craig Kingston
Midfield

Football: New to Darkside FC this season, reaching the twilight of his career, this Australian midfielder is looking to strengthen the midfield with good vision, incisive passing and the occasional net bursting strike, all this without actually running around! Played for a number of years for various sides in Melbourne and is looking to learn from the world beating superstars at Darkside FC. Looking forward to winning and sharing the celebratory drinks (or losing and drowning the sorrows).

Hobbies: Football, all sports (incl. AFL, tennis, golf etc), music, travelling, reading.

Best chat up line: Fu*k me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name _________? (Insert unpronounceable name), works if the girl has a sense of humour.

Best joke: Two women are sitting at a cafe, one says "Did you come on the bus", the other replies" "Yeah, but I made it look like an asthma attack".