Emmon Simbo
Defence

Football: The first black player of Sierra Leonean descent to grace the famous Dark Side. Commonly known as Errol, Emmon made his debut about eight seasons ago where he started as a striker. His composure in defence meant he moved back there and he can be best described as a blend of Paul Mcgrath, Steve Bruce and Ronald Koeman rolled into one. Superstitions: Redbull before KO followed by Lucozade at half-time and back in the day, a nice joint to bring on the composure.

Hobbies: Other than football, loves cricket, golf, jazz and porn.

Best chat up line: All those curves, and me with no brakes. Plus, I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.

Best joke: A man and his wife are driving down the road when a cop pulls them over. The cop says to the man, "Do you know that you were speeding?" The man replies, "No sir, I didn't know I was speeding." The mans wife then yells, "Yes you did, you knew you were speeding I've been telling you to slow down for miles." "SHUT UP!" the man says to his wife, "Shut the hell up, just sit back and be quite." Then the cop says, "Well, since I've got you pulled over did you know that the tag on your license plate is expired?" "No Sir" the man replies, "I did not know that" "WHATEVER!" His wife yells, "I've been telling you to go get it up to date for two whole months now!" "Shut up" the man yells to his wife again! "Sit back and shut up, mind your own business!" Curious, the cop walks over to the woman's side of the car and asks her, "Does he always talk to you this way?" "No" she replies, "Only when he's drinking!".