Jim Tagg
Goalkeeper/ Defence/ Midfield

Football: A regular team member since the conception of the club in 1994. Playing mostly in defence he has been said to have the looks of a Chris Perry combined with the footballing finesse of a Julian Dicks (post knee operation). Has been known to apper in goal but unflattering comparisons to an older Neville Southall has put an end to that. Recently has had an injury list comparable to Darren Anderton. however has maintained his awesome goal a season record for the last 10 years, his optima index now being 0.04 goals per game.

Hobbies: Football, clay pidgeon shooting, keeping his two kids entertained takes any time left.

Best chat up line: Not applicable, wife might read this.

Best joke: How many rabbits does it take to make a fur coat. Two, one to cut the other to sew.