John W Grisby
Fitness Coach

Football: I have no idea how to play this game. The
best tactical advice I received from Neil Tanna/
Manager was, “…don’t kick the ball with your toe but
the inside of the foot.” After that I was a flawless
defender and await my chance to sign as a star
forward. Meanwhile though, I’m putting DSFC through
some serious pain with great gains. The team is
getting in solid shape that will ensure securing the
Championship Trophy – undoubtedly used to drink
infinite rounds out of. I am very impressed thus far
with the level of commitment and progress. Circuit
training, hill sprints, core stability
workouts,pilates, medicine ball and dynamic
stretching. Be aware competition and in the words of
the great Muhammad Ali, “Im gonna razz ya, dazz ya and
roppa dope ya!”

Hobbies: Training athletes, cross training, cooking,
movies, skiing, Sunday newspapers, classic music/soul
and walking the dog in the park.

Best chat up line: Are those real nails?

Best joke: (Actually a it’s the best comeback line I
have ever heard) After a football game a supporter
grotesquely gestures and shouts to a policewoman on a
horse, “Hey love, your horse is frothing at the
mouth!”. The policewoman immediately shouts back, “You
would be too if you were between my legs for four
hours”.