Mike Masuku
Forward

Football: I like to think of myself as a creative striker, I get pleasure from setting up goals as much as I do from scoring them. I often dream of the perfect goal, which involves every member of my team passing the ball from the goalie, to the back of the net.

If I could blend myself into a perfect footballer, I would be Thierry 'Wrighty' Bergkamp - The Flying Zimbabwean!!!

Hobbies: Camping, Scoring Goals and driving up and down the local high street!!!

Best chat up line: Fancy doing breakfast tomorrow? Shall I call you or nudge you?

Best joke: Pheonix Nights: A coach full of midgets pulls up in the car park of Pheonix Night Club, as they get out and start walking towards the door... Simple bouncer Max gives it: "Fcuk me Paddy, how far away are they???"