Neil Tanna
Manager

Football: The tactical knowledge of Kevin Keegan combined with the finesse of Brian Clough, topped with a sprinkling of Glenn Hoddle’s political correctness best describes this studious manger. Darkside FC managed to attract this young managerial genius with the promise of champion’s league football in the coming seasons... by promising to by him the latest version of Championship Manager! A great mind polluted with infinite amounts of irrelevant knowledge, he can often be found on the touchline after a game babbling to himself.

Hobbies: England away games and tournaments (if we qualify!), chess & eating pizza.

Best chat up line: Don’t speak, just throw stuff at them!

Best joke: What’s pink and smells of ginger? Fred Astaire’s willy!