Steve Collison
Defence

Football: Now in his 5th season with the Ram/Darkside. A defensively minded player, but equipped to play anywhere. Can run his arse off on pitch and is quick. Typically scores one competitive goal per season. Has been likened to Owen Hargreaves. The secret to his success is eating a whole raw chicken before every game. A Spurs supporter (because his Dad grew-up in Tottenham). Admires Stephen Carr as a forward minded defender (although he now plays for Newcastle) and Robbie Savage for his inexhaustable 110% approach to the game. Steve have been criticised for holding on to the ball for too long and will do his best to silence the critics this season.

Hobbies: Music (listening and playing), sport (ice hockey, surfing, wakeboarding), monkey.

Best chat up line: Will you marry me? (0% success rate so far... but one day).

Best joke: If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?