Steve Cook
Midfield

Football: This pacy, young, model-esque framed..... - Minty just write your own!

Minty unfortunately hasn't provided me with any of his footballing exploits, or any other details come to that, but by taking a fair guess from his on pitch abilities, he hasn't got any past experience!

Hobbies: Watching the Chels, eyeing up young out-of-reach barmaids and driving home at 2 in the morning...

Best chat up line: Haven't heard it yet!

Best joke: Playing down the right wing!