Stuart Peters
Defence/Midfield

Football: Stuart is a midfield in the Nicky Butt mould, except for the ginger hair. Has played in the KDL league before with West End Esher, Double H and Molesey Church. Right footed, strong in the tackle, not bad in the air for his height and will pop up with the odd goal now and then, although failed to score last season!

Hobbies: Cheesy 80's music and film.

Best chat up line: Been married for 8 years, so forgotten what a chat up line is.

Best joke: Man marries a deaf girl. He says to her "Let's make a code. If I want sex, I will squeeze your breasts. In response you can pull my cock, once for yes and 50 times for no!".